Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd March 2013

Dilbert//8722, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 2nd March 2013

Tags

conversation upgrade unstable network risks folksy response break eggs

Official transcript

Dilbert: The upgrade could make our network unstable. Boss: You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. Dilbert: I interpret your folksy response to mean I should upgrade the network despite the risks. Boss: No, I'm saying I'll break your eggs if the network goes down.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE UPGRADE COULD MAKE OUR NETWORK UNSTABLE.

YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELET WITHOUT BREAKING SOME EGGS I INTERPRET YOUR FOLKSY RESPONSE TO MEAN I SHOULD UPGRADE THE NETWORK DESPITE THE RISKS.

NO, IM SAYING I'LL BREAK YOUR EGGS IF THE NETWORK GOES DOWN

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