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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st March 2013

Dilbert//8741, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 21st March 2013


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engineering experince job interview no friends social influence social media score


Open source transcript

YOUR ENGINEERING EXPERIENCE LOOKS GREAT, BUT YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA SCORE IS NEARLY ZERO.

YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, NO FOLLOWERS, AND NO SOCIAL INFLUENCE WHATSOEVER.

BECAUSE I FOCUS ON MY WORK!

NO, IM PRETTY SURE YOU'RE DEAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Social Media Score"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between an engineer and a boss. The engineer boasts about their social media score, claiming it is nearly zero, while the boss is unimpressed. The boss asks if the engineer has no friends, no followers, and no social influence, to which the engineer replies that they focus on work. The boss responds by saying they are pretty sure the engineer is dead. The comic strip humorously highlights the engineer's lack of social media presence and the boss's skepticism about their existence.

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