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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd March 2013

Dilbert//8743, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 23rd March 2013


Tags

do nothing robot lazy replacement robot similar to man uncomplicated websites coffee drinker


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Leadership makes the robot disgruntled

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I BOUGHT A ROBOT TO REPLACE YOU.

ALL IT DOES IS DRINK COFFEE AND LOOK AT INAPPROPRIATE WEBSITES.

DID I FORGET ANYTHING?

NO. I'M NOT A COMPLICATED MAN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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