Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th March 2013

Dilbert//8747, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 27th March 2013

Tags

robot water damage hose spary military planes flying window personally hurt feelings

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Leadership makes the robot disgruntled

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR WARRANTY DOESN'T COVER A BAD ATTITUDE, BUT IT DOES COVER WATER DAMAGE.

DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY. I JUST NEED TO SLOWLY KILL YOU WITH A FORCEFUL JET OF WATER.

SIROSH!

WHY IS THE SKY FULL OF MILITARY DRONES?

HE TOOK IT PERSONALLY.

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