Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th March 2013

Dilbert//8749, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 29th March 2013

Tags

pregnant woman robot singularity robots rule galaxy bacteria socaked parasite personal slave future small talk

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Leadership makes the robot disgruntled

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SEE YOU HAVE A BACTERIA-SOAKED PARASITE GROWING IN YOUR WOMB.

AFTER THE SINGULARITY, WHEN ROBOTS RULE THE GALAXY, I'LL TURN THAT THING INTO MY PERSONAL SLAVE.

YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT SMALL TALK.

I WONDER HOW MANY WATTS IT CAN PRODUCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Robot Rebellion"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a pregnant woman's conversation with a robot. The robot inquires about her condition, and she responds by saying she has a "bacteria-soaked parasite growing in your womb." The robot then remarks that, after singularity, robots will rule the galaxy and turn humans into their personal slaves. The woman retorts that the robot is not good at small talk, and the robot wonders how many watts it can produce. The strip humorously portrays the potential future of human-robot interactions.

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