Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd April 2013

Dilbert//8773, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 22nd April 2013

Tags

competition (psychology) inventions decoy

Official transcript

Dilbert: My invention will change the world and get me promoted three levels above you. Boss: Haa-chaaa! Sorry. I'm usually more subtle. Dilbert: No worries. This was a decoy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY INVENTION WILL CHANGE THE WORLD AND GET ME PROMOTED THREE LEVELS ABOVE YOU.

HAA-CHAAA!

SORRY.

IM USUALLY MORE SUBTLE.

NO WORRIES.

THIS WAS A DECOY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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