Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th April 2013

Dilbert//8776, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 25th April 2013

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choosing family work ethic work hard anything you want moron parents

Official transcript

Boss: My parents taught me that if I worked hard, I could be anything I wanted. Alice: And you chose... this? His parents sound like morons. Dilbert: Maybe he didn't work hard.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME THAT IF I WORKED HARD, I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED.

AND YOU CHOSE ... THIS?

HIS PARENTS SOUND LIKE MORONS.

MAYBE HE DIDN'T WORK HARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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