Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th May 2013

Dilbert//8789, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 8th May 2013

Tags

anger etiquette & ethics biggest customer random drug sample awkward

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, I'd like you to meet the CEO of the company that is our biggest customer. Wally: I'd shake but I have coffee in one hand, my random drug test sample in the other, and I don't want either one to get cold. Hey, I'm not the one who made this awkward.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE CEO OF THE COMPANY THAT IS OUR BIGGEST CUSTOMER.

I'D SHAKE BUT I HAVE COFFEE IN ONE HAND, MY RANDOM DRUG TEST SAMPLE IN THE OTHER, AND I DON'T WANT EITHER ONE TO GET COLD.

HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MADE THIS AWKWARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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