Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th May 2013

Dilbert//8791, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 10th May 2013

Tags

banning telecommuting cruelty evil corporations executives maternity leave new policy pay package

Official transcript

Boss: Employees are in a furor over our new policy and banning telecommuting. CEO: Really? You mean we found a way to make them stop obsessing over my pay package? Try canceling all maternity leave and see if it makes them stop talking about telecommuting.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EMPLOYEES ARE IN A FUROR OVER OUR NEW POLICY OF BANNING TELECOMMUTING.

REALLY? YOU MEAN WE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE THEM STOP OBSESSING OVER MY PAY PACKAGE?

TRY CANCELING ALL MATERNITY LEAVE AND SEE IF IT MAKES THEM STOP TALKING ABOUT TELECOMMUTING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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