Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st June 2013

Dilbert//8813, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 1st June 2013

Tags

earring headphones interviews self comscious snobbishness startup culture self conscious hipster earing

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert starts thinking about start-ups

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

INTERVIEW WITH A STARTUP WE ONLY HIRE PEOPLE WHO FIT INTO OUR AWESOME STARTUP CULTURE.

NO PROBLEM. I CAN BE A SELF-CONSCIOUS HIPSTER IF YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT KEEPS THE LIGHTS ON I KIND OF DO.

WHAT WOULD I NEED BESIDES AN EARRING AND HEADPHONES?

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