Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th June 2013

Dilbert//8823, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 11th June 2013

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honesty managers & supervisors secret of success plan b two hairballs business

Official transcript

Boss: Asok, the secret to success is making your boss look good. Asok: What if my boss looks like two hairballs on an infected bladder? There's no way to make that look good. Boss: You're not off to a strong start. Asok: Please tell me there's a Plan B.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, THE SECRET TO SUCCESS IS MAKING YOUR BOSS LOOK GOOD.

WHAT IF MY BOSS LOOKS LIKE TWO HAIRBALLS ON AN INFECTED BLADDER?

THERE'S NO WAY TO MAKE THAT LOOK GOOD.

YOU'RE NOT OFF TO A STRONG START.

PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S A PLAN B.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hairballs on an Infected Bladder"

Summary:

• Asok, an Indian employee, asks his boss for advice on how to make a good impression.
• The boss suggests that two hairballs on an infected bladder would not make a good impression.
• Asok is confused and asks for a stronger start.
• The boss replies that there is no plan B, implying that Asok's current approach is not working.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that success is solely dependent on physical appearance and that having hairballs on an infected bladder is not a viable solution.

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