Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th June 2013

Dilbert//8826, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 14th June 2013

Tags

apathy exercise & fitness beating the system exercising cubicle soul crushing work walker

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm beating the system by exercising in my cubicle. If I stay in good health during my forty years of soul-crushing work, I might enjoy a year or two of good health when I retire. Wally: This is why I don't have goals. Dilbert: I'm going to use my walker on your grave!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M BEATING THE SYSTEM BY EXERCISING IN MY CUBICLE.

IF I STAY IN GOOD HEALTH DURING MY FORTY YEARS OF SOUL - CRUSHING WORK, I MIGHT ENJOY A YEAR OR TWO OF GOOD HEALTH WHEN I RETIRE.

THIS IS WHYI DON T HAVE GOALS.

I'M GOING TO USE MY WALKER ON YOUR GRAVE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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