Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th June 2013

Dilbert//8826, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 14th June 2013

Tags

apathy exercise & fitness beating the system exercising cubicle soul crushing work walker

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm beating the system by exercising in my cubicle. If I stay in good health during my forty years of soul-crushing work, I might enjoy a year or two of good health when I retire. Wally: This is why I don't have goals. Dilbert: I'm going to use my walker on your grave!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M BEATING THE SYSTEM BY EXERCISING IN MY CUBICLE.

IF I STAY IN GOOD HEALTH DURING MY FORTY YEARS OF SOUL - CRUSHING WORK, I MIGHT ENJOY A YEAR OR TWO OF GOOD HEALTH WHEN I RETIRE.

THIS IS WHYI DON T HAVE GOALS.

I'M GOING TO USE MY WALKER ON YOUR GRAVE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Cubicle Workout"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, engaging in a workout in his cubicle. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert: "I'm beating the system by exercising in my cubicle."
• Pointy-Haired Boss: "If I stay in good health during my forty years of soul-crushing work, I might enjoy a year or two of good health when I retire."
• Dilbert: "This is why I don't have goals. I'm going to use my walker on your grave!"

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Dilbert's situation, where he prioritizes his physical health over his career goals. The punchline, delivered by Dilbert, adds to the comedic effect, implying that he would rather use his walker to mock his boss's grave than achieve success in his career.

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