Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th July 2013

Dilbert//8848, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 6th July 2013

Tags

work ethic planned power outage office dedication stupid

Official transcript

Boss: There will be a planned power outage all day tomorrow. But I want all of you to come to the office and sit at your desks in case our CEO stops by. Dilbert: Because he likes it when we act stupid? Boss: It's better for everyone if we call it dedication.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE WILL BE A PLANNED POWER OUTAGE ALL DAY TOMORROW.

BUT I WANT ALL OF YOU TO COME TO THE OFFICE AND SIT AT YOUR DESKS IN CASE OUR CEO STOPS BY.

BECAUSE HE LIKES IT WHEN WE ACT STUPID?

IT'S BETTER FOR EVERYONE IF WE CALL IT DEDICATION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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