Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th August 2013

Dilbert//8883, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 10th August 2013

Tags

apathy sleeping & waking up work ethic aggressive recruiter passive job seeker hidden gems passive falling in love

Official transcript

Recruiter: I'm an aggressive recruiter looking for passive job seekers. Passive job seekers are hidden gems for recruiters, and you're the most passive one I've ever seen. Stop making me love you! Wally: ZZZZZZ.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M AN AGGRESSIVE RECRUITER LOOKING FOR PASSIVE JOB SEEKERS PASSIVE JOB SEEKERS ARE HIDDEN GEMS FOR RECRUITERS.

AND YOU'RE THE MOST PASSIVE ONE I'VE EVER SEEN STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU!

Zzzzzz

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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