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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd October 2013

Dilbert//8936, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 2nd October 2013


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build hyperloop connect every city fast transportaion vision pat back


Official transcript

CEO: Build a hyperloop to connect every major city in the world with super-fast transportation. The vision was the hard part. You idiots can work on the details. Someone pat me on the back. I can't reach it with my T-rex arms.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

BUILD A HYPERLOOP TO CONNECT EVERY MAJOR CITY IN THE WORLD WITH SUPER- FAST TRANSPORTATION.

THE VISION WAS THE HARD PART. YOU IDIOTS CAN WORK ON THE DETAILS.

SOMEONE PAT ME ON THE BACK. I CAN'T REACH IT WITH MY T-REX ARMS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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