Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th October 2013

Dilbert//8938, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 4th October 2013

Tags

avarice executives products decline amrketing improving huge raises money

Official transcript

Boss: Our products are getting worse every day. But our marketing keeps improving. We're very close to the point where our customers will give us money for no reason. Then we can give ourselves huge raises and do no work at all. CEO: I like everything you said, except the "we"

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originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR PRODUCTS ARE GETTING WORSE EVERY DAY.

BUT OUR MARKETING KEEPS IMPROVING.

WE'RE VERY CLOSE TO THE POINT WHERE OUR CUSTOMERS WILL GIVE US MONEY FOR NO REASON.

THEN WE CAN GIVE OURSELVES HUGE RAISES AND DO NO WORK AT ALL.

I LIKE EVERYTHING YOU SAID, EXCEPT THE "WE" PART.

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