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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th October 2013

Dilbert//8943, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 9th October 2013


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complaining demand solutions layer of management managers & supervisors solutions not complaints business


Official transcript

Boss: Bring me solutions, not complaints. Dilbert: Okay. Let's abolish the layer of management that does nothing but demand solutions. Boss: Now you're just being a jerk. Dilbert: Is that a complaint?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

BRING ME SOLUTIONS, NOT COMPLAINTS.

OKAY.

LET'S ABOLISH THE LAYER OF MANAGEMENT THAT DOES NOTHING BUT DEMAND SOLUTIONS.

NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING A JERK.

IS THAT A COMPLAINT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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