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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th October 2013

Dilbert//8948, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 14th October 2013


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inventions magic thinking already exits morphic field pseudo scinec crappy genes filberts mother explains things


Official transcript

Dilbert: Every time I think I've invented something, I find out it already exists. Mombert: Maybe that's because all minds are connected by the morphic field. Dilbert: Morphic fields are pseudoscience, mom. Mombert: I also blame your dad's crappy genes.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EVERY TIME I THINK IVE INVENTED SOMETHING, I FIND OUT IT ALREADY EXISTS.

MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE ALL MINDS ARE CONNECTED BY THE MORPHIC FIELD.

MORPHIC FIELDS ARE PSEUDOSCIENCE, MOM I ALSO BLAME YOUR DAD'S CRAPPY GENES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Morphic Fields"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert and his mom discussing the concept of morphic fields. The conversation begins with Dilbert's mother asking him about his invention, which he claims already exists. She then explains that morphic fields are a pseudoscience that connects minds, and that she blames her dad's "crappy genes" for Dilbert's lack of intelligence. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the conversation and the mom's flawed logic.

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