Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th October 2013

Dilbert//8948, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 14th October 2013

Tags

inventions magic thinking already exits morphic field pseudo scinec crappy genes filberts mother explains things

Official transcript

Dilbert: Every time I think I've invented something, I find out it already exists. Mombert: Maybe that's because all minds are connected by the morphic field. Dilbert: Morphic fields are pseudoscience, mom. Mombert: I also blame your dad's crappy genes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERY TIME I THINK IVE INVENTED SOMETHING, I FIND OUT IT ALREADY EXISTS.

MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE ALL MINDS ARE CONNECTED BY THE MORPHIC FIELD.

MORPHIC FIELDS ARE PSEUDOSCIENCE, MOM I ALSO BLAME YOUR DAD'S CRAPPY GENES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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