Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th October 2013

Dilbert//8950, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 16th October 2013

Tags

executives family obliviousness career focus married with kids huge hassle already chosen

Official transcript

Dogbert: You need to focus on your career or your family. You can't do both. CEO: I don't have a family. Dogbert: Actually, you're married and you have four kids. CEO: That sounds like a huge hassle. Dogbert: Perhaps you've already chosen. Dogbert: Executive Coach

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT: EXECUTIVE COACH YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON YOUR CAREER OR YOUR FAMILY. YOU CANT DO BOTH.

I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY.

ACTUALLY, YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOU HAVE FOUR KIDS.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HUGE HASSLE.

PERHAPS YOU'VE ALREADY CHOSEN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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