Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th October 2013

Dilbert//8962, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 28th October 2013

Tags

cruelty managers & supervisors work ethic employees work harder caring managers sausage casing business

Official transcript

Boss: According to studies, employees will work harder if they think their managers care about them. But that's hard for me because you're basically a sausage casing full of coffee and rotting organs. Dilbert: That must have stung. Wally: Less than you'd think.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO STUDIES, EMPLOYEES WILL WORK HARDER IF THEY THINK THEIR MANAGERS CARE ABOUT THEM.

BUT THAT'S HARD FOR ME BECAUSE YOU'RE BASICALLY A SAUSAGE CASING FULL OF COFFEE AND ROTTING ORGANS.

THAT MUST HAVE STUNG.

LESS THAN YOU'D THINK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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