Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd November 2013

Dilbert//8968, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 3rd November 2013

Tags

hypocrisy respect succeed treat each other well video recording google glasses recording confidential info fired insulting final check name calling ironic

Official transcript

CEO: We only succeed when we treat each other with respect. Are you video-recording me with those Google glasses? Dilbert: Huh? CEO: You're fired for recording a confidential meeting! Pack your bags, you worthless piece of garbage! I got your final check right here! Dilbert: These are my regular glasses. Having cleared that up, you were saying something about respect? CEO: Settle down, four-eyes. This isn't over.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE ONLY SUCCEED WHEN WE TREAT EACH OTHER WITH RESPECT.

ARE YOU VIDEO-RECORDING ME WITH THOSE GOOGLE GLASSES?

(HUH?

YOU'RE FIRED FOR RECORDING A CONFIDENTIAL MEETING!

PACK YOUR BAGS, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE!

I GOT YOUR FINAL CHECK RIGHT HERE!

THESE ARE MY REGULAR GLASSES.

HAVING CLEARED THAT UP, YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT RESPECT?

SETTLE DOWN, FOUR-EYES. THIS ISN'T OVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Meeting"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2005, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and critiques of corporate culture. In this strip, Dilbert attends a meeting where he is asked to record it with his Google glasses. He agrees, but with a twist: he records the entire meeting, including the conversation about the meeting being confidential.

As the meeting progresses, Dilbert's recording device captures various comments from the attendees, including one person saying, "You're fired for recording a confidential meeting!" Another person responds by saying, "Pack your bags, you worthless piece of garbage!"

Dilbert then submits his recording to his boss, who is pleased to receive it. The boss asks if Dilbert has any regular glasses, to which Dilbert replies that he has some. The boss then asks Dilbert to settle down, saying that four eyes aren't over.

Overall, the comic strip satirizes the absurdity of corporate culture and the often-hypocritical nature of workplace interactions. It pokes fun at the idea that employees are expected to follow rules and protocols, while also highlighting the ridiculousness of certain workplace behaviors.

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