Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd November 2013

Dilbert//8968, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 3rd November 2013

Tags

hypocrisy respect succeed treat each other well video recording google glasses recording confidential info fired insulting final check name calling ironic

Official transcript

CEO: We only succeed when we treat each other with respect. Are you video-recording me with those Google glasses? Dilbert: Huh? CEO: You're fired for recording a confidential meeting! Pack your bags, you worthless piece of garbage! I got your final check right here! Dilbert: These are my regular glasses. Having cleared that up, you were saying something about respect? CEO: Settle down, four-eyes. This isn't over.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE ONLY SUCCEED WHEN WE TREAT EACH OTHER WITH RESPECT.

ARE YOU VIDEO-RECORDING ME WITH THOSE GOOGLE GLASSES?

(HUH?

YOU'RE FIRED FOR RECORDING A CONFIDENTIAL MEETING!

PACK YOUR BAGS, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE!

I GOT YOUR FINAL CHECK RIGHT HERE!

THESE ARE MY REGULAR GLASSES.

HAVING CLEARED THAT UP, YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT RESPECT?

SETTLE DOWN, FOUR-EYES. THIS ISN'T OVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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