Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd December 2013

Dilbert//9017, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 22nd December 2013

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inventions automate drone send drone designed hydrogen wool sweater humanity

Official transcript

Boss: I found a way to automate the hardest part of my job. I used to do a log of "management by walking around."

It was exhausting. Now I just send my drone. I designed it myself and had it built in Elbonia. The hydrogen makes it lighter than air. Dilbert: Hydrogen? Boss: Let's see what Ted is up to. He's wearing a wool sweater today. Ted: Oh, the humanity! Boss: Hold this.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUND A WAY TO AUTOMATE THE HARDEST PART OF MY JOB.

I USED TO DO A LOT WALKTAG AROUND. BIT WAS EXHAUSTING.

NOW I JUST SEND MY DRONE.

I DESIGNED IT MYSELF AND HAD IT BUILT IN ELBONIA.

THE HYDROGEN MAKES IT LIGHTER THAN AIR.

HYDROGEN?

LET'S SEE WHAT TED IS UP TO.

HE'S WEARING A WOOL SWEATER TODAY.

OH, THE HUMANITY!

HOLD THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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