Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th January 2014

Dilbert//9039, first published twelve years ago on Monday 13th January 2014

Tags

employees mental health vision not money mental problems low self esteem performance review business

Official transcript

Boss: We need employees that are motivated by our vision, not by money. Catbert: Are we looking for any other mental problems, or just that one? Boss: I"m also a big fan of low self-esteem. It comes in handy at performance review time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED EMPLOYEES THAT ARE MOTIVATED BY OUR VISION, NOT BY MONEY.

ARE WE LOOKING FOR ANY OTHER MENTAL PROBLEMS OR JUST THAT ONE?

IM ALSO A BIG FAN OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

IT COMES IN HANDY AT PERFORMANCE REVIEW TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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