Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd February 2014

Dilbert//9079, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 22nd February 2014

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costumes deception employees ordinary workers new employee best way kill boss kindness strangling w intestines business

Official transcript

Boss: Hello, ordinary workers. I am a new employee just like you. Alice: We're discussing the best way to kill our boss. Boss; You could kill him with kindness. Alice: I'm leaning toward strangling him with his own intestines.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, ORDINARY WORKERS. I AM A NEW EMPLOYEE JUST LIKE YOU.

WE'RE DISCUSSING THE BEST WAY TO KILL OUR BOSS.

YOU COULD KILL HIM WITH KINDNESS I'M LEANING TOWARD STRANGLING HIM WITH HIS OWN INTESTINES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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