Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd February 2014

Dilbert//9079, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 22nd February 2014

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costumes deception employees ordinary workers new employee best way kill boss kindness strangling w intestines business

Official transcript

Boss: Hello, ordinary workers. I am a new employee just like you. Alice: We're discussing the best way to kill our boss. Boss; You could kill him with kindness. Alice: I'm leaning toward strangling him with his own intestines.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, ORDINARY WORKERS. I AM A NEW EMPLOYEE JUST LIKE YOU.

WE'RE DISCUSSING THE BEST WAY TO KILL OUR BOSS.

YOU COULD KILL HIM WITH KINDNESS I'M LEANING TOWARD STRANGLING HIM WITH HIS OWN INTESTINES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The New Boss"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2014, depicts a new employee's first day at work. The employee is greeted by the boss, who introduces himself as "Ordinary Workers, I am a new employee just like you." The boss then proceeds to discuss the best way to kill him with kindness, which the employee interprets as a threat to his life.

The employee is shown to be concerned about the boss's intentions and is leaning towards strangling him with his own intestines. The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of new employees being wary of their bosses and the potential for workplace violence.

Overall, the comic strip uses humor to highlight the challenges and uncertainties that new employees may face in the workplace.

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