Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th March 2014

Dilbert//9095, first published twelve years ago on Monday 10th March 2014

Tags

stress humans irrational comment hater hater forver taking personal

Official transcript

Dilbert: My stress is way down since I discovered that all humans are irrational. Tina: Clearly that comment is directed at me. Now I hate you forever! Dilbert: Da-dee da-dum.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY STRESS IS WAY DOWN SINCE I DISCOVERED THAT ALL HUMANS ARE IRRATIONAL.

CLEARLY THAT COMMENT IS DIRECTED AT ME.

NOW I HATE YOU FOREVER!

DA-DEE DA-DUM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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