Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th March 2014

Dilbert//9095, first published twelve years ago on Monday 10th March 2014

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stress humans irrational comment hater hater forver taking personal

Official transcript

Dilbert: My stress is way down since I discovered that all humans are irrational. Tina: Clearly that comment is directed at me. Now I hate you forever! Dilbert: Da-dee da-dum.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY STRESS IS WAY DOWN SINCE I DISCOVERED THAT ALL HUMANS ARE IRRATIONAL.

CLEARLY THAT COMMENT IS DIRECTED AT ME.

NOW I HATE YOU FOREVER!

DA-DEE DA-DUM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Irrational Stress"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at a desk in an office setting. He is accompanied by his coworker, Alice, who is also bespectacled and has a similar hairstyle. The conversation between the two is as follows:

• Dilbert: "My stress is way down since I discovered that all humans are irrational."
• Alice: "Clearly that comment is directed at me. Now I hate you forever!"

The strip is humorous in its portrayal of the absurdity of office politics and the ridiculousness of human behavior. The punchline, "DA-DEE DA-DUM," adds to the comedic effect, suggesting that Dilbert's comment has triggered a dramatic and over-the-top reaction from Alice. Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the quirks and flaws of human nature, making it relatable and entertaining for readers.

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