Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th March 2014

Dilbert//9104, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 19th March 2014

Tags

anger reports cycnical accurate worldview upset people angry guy confident in worldview

Official transcript

Boss: I'm getting reports that you're being cynical. Dilbert: It's called an accurate worldview. You should try it sometime. Boss: If it's accurate, why are people upset? Dilbert: Said the angry guy to the one who isn't.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GETTING REPORTS THAT YOU'RE BEING CYNICAL.

IT'S CALLED AN ACCURATE WORLDVIEW.

YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.

IF IT'S SAID THE ACCURATE, ANGRY GUY WHY ARE TO THE ONE PEOPLE WHO ISNT.

UPSET?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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