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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th April 2014

Dilbert//9121, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 5th April 2014


Tags

competition (psychology), men, alpha dominence, space, room space, topper, puffer fish, barely male, glad, inflate body


Official transcript

Dilbert: Studies say I can increase my alpha dominance by using lots of space in the room. Topper: That's nothing. I can inflate my body like a puffer fish! Carol: At times like this, you must be glad you're barely male. Topper

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

STUDIES SAY I CAN INCREASE MY ALPHA DOMINANCE BY USING LOTS OF SPACE IN THE ROOM.

TOPPER THAT'S NOTHING.

I CAN INFLATE MY BODY LIKE A PUFFER FISH!

AT TIMES LIKE THIS, YOU MUST BE GLAD YOU'RE BARELY MALE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Topper".

Summary:

The comic strip features a character named Topper, who is known for his bald head and love of using his body as a tool. In this strip, Topper is shown using his body to inflate a puffer fish, much to the amusement of those around him. The strip also includes a humorous exchange between Topper and another character, who teases him about being "barely male" due to his lack of hair. Overall, the comic strip showcases Topper's unique personality and sense of humor.

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