Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th April 2014

Dilbert//9121, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 5th April 2014

Tags

competition (psychology), men, alpha dominence, space, room space, topper, puffer fish, barely male, glad, inflate body

Official transcript

Dilbert: Studies say I can increase my alpha dominance by using lots of space in the room. Topper: That's nothing. I can inflate my body like a puffer fish! Carol: At times like this, you must be glad you're barely male. Topper

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STUDIES SAY I CAN INCREASE MY ALPHA DOMINANCE BY USING LOTS OF SPACE IN THE ROOM.

TOPPER THAT'S NOTHING.

I CAN INFLATE MY BODY LIKE A PUFFER FISH!

AT TIMES LIKE THIS, YOU MUST BE GLAD YOU'RE BARELY MALE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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