Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th May 2014

Dilbert//9155, first published twelve years ago on Friday 9th May 2014

Tags

studies, healthy exercise, healthier lifestyle, poor health, ruin meeting, attend stupid meetings

Official transcript

CEO: Studies show that people who exercise are healthier. Wally: That's because people who are in poor health don't exercise. CEO: Why does it seem as if you ruin every meeting? Wally: Is it because I only attend the ones that are stupid?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STUDIES SHOW THAT PEOPLE WHO EXERCISE ARE HEALTHIER.

THAT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN POOR HEALTH DON T EXERCISE.

WHY DOES IT SEEM AS IF YOU RUIN EVERY MEETING?

IS IT BECAUSE I ONLY ATTEND THE ONES THAT ARE STUPID?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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