Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th May 2014

Dilbert//9170, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 24th May 2014

Tags

customer survey, flying car, idiots, new software, people who buy, survey, cafe, coffee cup

Official transcript

Dilbert: I have the results of our customer survey.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE THE RESULTS OF OUR CUSTOMER SURVEY.

THE NEW SOFTWARE FEATURE THEY WANT MOST IS "FLYING CAR." DID YOU NO, I ONLY SURVEY SURVEYED ANY PEOPLE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WHO BUY IDIOTS?

FROM US.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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