Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th May 2014

Dilbert//9170, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 24th May 2014

Tags

customer survey, flying car, idiots, new software, people who buy, survey, cafe, coffee cup

Official transcript

Dilbert: I have the results of our customer survey.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE THE RESULTS OF OUR CUSTOMER SURVEY.

THE NEW SOFTWARE FEATURE THEY WANT MOST IS "FLYING CAR." DID YOU NO, I ONLY SURVEY SURVEYED ANY PEOPLE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WHO BUY IDIOTS?

FROM US.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Flying Car Survey"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a customer survey conducted by a software company. The surveyor, clad in a white shirt and tie, approaches a seated man with a clipboard, inquiring about the results of the survey. The man responds that the new software feature they want most is "flying cars." The surveyor, seemingly perplexed, asks if he has surveyed anyone who isn't idiots. The man's response is a resounding "no," as he has only surveyed people who buy from the company.

Key Points:

• The comic strip humorously highlights the limitations of customer surveys.
• The surveyor's assumption that customers would want a practical feature like a flying car is met with skepticism by the man.
• The punchline relies on the unexpected twist of the surveyor's question, which reveals the company's biased surveying methods.

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