Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th June 2014

Dilbert//9182, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 5th June 2014

Tags

competition (psychology), rapid eveolution, super intelligent, godlike powers, allergies

Official transcript

Robot: I"m rapidly evolving into a super-intelligent being with godlike powers. Topper: That's nothing! Dilbert: My allergies are bad today. Topper: That's nothing!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM RAPIDLY EVOLVING INTO A SUPER-INTEL - LIGENT BEING WITH GODLIKE POWERS.

THAT'S NOTHING!

ZOINK!

MY ALLERGIES ARE BAD TODAY.

THAT'S NOTHING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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