Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th June 2014
Dilbert//9182, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 5th June 2014
Tags
competition (psychology), rapid eveolution, super intelligent, godlike powers, allergies
Official transcript
Robot: I"m rapidly evolving into a super-intelligent being with godlike powers. Topper: That's nothing! Dilbert: My allergies are bad today. Topper: That's nothing!
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
IM RAPIDLY EVOLVING INTO A SUPER-INTEL - LIGENT BEING WITH GODLIKE POWERS.
THAT'S NOTHING!
ZOINK!
MY ALLERGIES ARE BAD TODAY.
THAT'S NOTHING!
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Zoink!"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a blue shirt, sitting at a desk. He is engaged in a conversation with a robot, who is seated across from him.
- The robot boasts about its rapid evolution into a super-intelligent being with godlike powers.
- Dilbert responds with a dismissive "That's nothing!"
- The robot then unleashes a powerful blast of energy, striking Dilbert in the chest.
- Dilbert exclaims, "Zoink!" as he falls to the ground.
- In the next panel, Dilbert's boss, Wally, enters the room, holding a coffee mug and looking unimpressed.
- Wally remarks, "My allergies are bad today. That's nothing!" as he walks away.
The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of artificial intelligence surpassing human capabilities, highlighting the absurdity of such a scenario.
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