Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th July 2014

Dilbert//9234, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 27th July 2014

Tags

work load, complaints, inexperinced, exact opposite, doesn't know much, hired useless man, bad attendence, not perfect, ask questions

Official transcript

Boss: You complained about your work load, SO I hired an inexperienced guy to help.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT YOUR WORKLOAD, SO I HIRED AN INEXPERIENCED GUY TO HELP.

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED.

HE DOESN'T KNOW MUCH, BUT HE MAKES UP FOR IT BY ASKING LOTS OF QUESTIONS.

SO HE'LL BE BUGGING ME EVERY MINUTE?

NOT EVERY MINUTE.

HE TAKES A LOT OF SICK DAYS.

SO ... YOU HIRED A GUY WHO IS USELESS, BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE HE ALSO HAS BAD ATTENDANCE?

IT'S NOT A PERFECT WORLD IS THIS A GOOD TIME TO ASK SOME QUESTIONS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Perfect World"

Summary:

• A man is hired by an inexperienced boss to help with his workload.
• The man is not interested in the job and only wants to collect a paycheck.
• The boss asks him to take on various tasks, but the man is uncooperative and only wants to sit in meetings and ask questions.
• The boss is frustrated with the man's lack of effort and asks him if he is enjoying his job.
• The man responds that it is a good time to ask questions, implying that he is not interested in doing any actual work.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a person being hired to do a job they are not interested in and the frustrations that can come with it.

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