Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th August 2014

Dilbert//9246, first published twelve years ago on Friday 8th August 2014

Tags

executives, networking, key to success, avoid contact, with losers, send off, security

Official transcript

Asok: I'm reading a book that says the key to success is networking with successful people. CEO: Did you get to the chapter where it says successful people should avoid all contact with losers? Asok: It seems we have a standoff. CEO: Security.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M READING A BOOK THAT SAYS THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS NETWORKING WITH SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE.

DID YOU GET TO THE CHAPTER WHERE IT SAYS SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE SHOULD AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH LOSERS?

IT SEEMS WE HAVE A STANDOFF.

SECURITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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