Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th August 2014

Dilbert//9252, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 14th August 2014

Tags

happiness, optimism, workday, negativity, perfect day, self control, underestimated, psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert: I had a great day at work for the first time ever! Don't ruin this day for me. I don't want to hear one word of negativity out of you. None. I want this to be a perfect day. Dogbert: Once again you have grossly underestimated my self-control.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAD A GREAT DAY AT WORK FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!

DON'T RUIN THIS DAY FOR ME. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ONE WORD OF NEGATIVITY OUT OF YOU. NONE.

I WANT THIS TO BE A PERFECT DAY.

ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE GROSSLY UNDERESTIMATED MY SELF- CONTROL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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