Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th August 2014

Dilbert//9267, first published twelve years ago on Friday 29th August 2014

Tags

laziness, not caring what others think, total uslessness, key to success, discussion, employees, hoping it goes, business

Official transcript

Wally: Asok, the key to success is not caring what others think of you. Coincidentally, that is also the key to being totally useless. The important thing is that other people can't tell which way you're hoping it goes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS NOT CARING WHAT OTHERS THINK OF YOU.

COINCIDENTALLY, THAT IS ALSO THE KEY TO BEING TOTALLY USELESS.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT OTHER PEOPLE CANT TELL WHICH WAY YOU'RE HOPING IT GOES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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