Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st August 2014

Dilbert//9269, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 31st August 2014

Tags

ten things, leaders do, nine habits, successful people, article, time management, tricks, good leadership, listening skills

Official transcript

Wally: Did you get the link I sent about the ten things all leaders need to do?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU GET THE LINK I SENT ABOUT THE TEN THINGS ALL LEADERS NEED TO DO?

I ALSO SENT YOU AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE NINE HABITS OF SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE.

AND I SENT YOU AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE TIME MANAGEMENT TRICKS USED BY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE.

ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, THERE ARE 17,429 TRICKS YOU NEED TO MASTER TO BE A GOOD LEADER.

THAT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A LOT.

BUT IF YOU MASTER TEN PER YEAR, YOULL BE 1.2% COMPETENT BY THE TIME YOU RETIRE.

WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION?

I'M GOING TO ADD "LISTENING SKILLS" TO THE LIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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