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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th September 2014

Dilbert//9280, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 11th September 2014


Tags

complimenting people, flattery, indirect, made car, make his own car, new car, parking lot


Official transcript

Dilbert: I saw you new car in the parking lot. It's nice. Topper: Thank you. Dilbert: I'm complimenting the people who made your car, not you. Topper: Well, I guess only one of us knows how to make his own car.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I SAW YOUR NEW CAR IN THE PARKING LOT. IT'S NICE.

THANK YOU.

I'M COMPLIMENTING THE PEOPLE WHO MADE YOUR CAR, NOT YOU.

WELL, I GUESS ONLY ONE OF US KNOWS HOW TO MAKE HIS OWN CAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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