Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th September 2014

Dilbert//9282, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 13th September 2014

Tags

optimism, work ethic, career advancement, asking advice, pet kangaroo, marry one, time lag, promotion

Official transcript

Dilbert: Research says that asking for advice doubles your odds of career advancement. Do you think I should get a pet kangaroo? Boss: I don't care if you marry one. Dilbert: I wonder how long the time lag is until my promotion.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RESEARCH SAYS THAT ASKING FOR ADVICE DOUBLES YOUR ODDS OF CAREER ADVANCEMENT.

DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GET A PET KANGAROO?

I DON'T CARE IF YOU MARRY ONE.

I WONDER HOW LONG THE TIME LAG IS UNTIL MY PROMOTION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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