Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st October 2014

Dilbert//9300, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 1st October 2014

Tags

drinking, hiring, personality tests, sales, sales personnel, sociopaths, storytelling skills, morgue, selfie, dead guy, super drunk, hired, sales person, new hire, business

Official transcript

Boss: I can tell a lot from an applicant's storytelling skills. So tell me a story. Man: Last week, I broke into a morgue and took a selfie with a dead guy. But in my defense, I was super drunk. Boss: I hired a new salesperson.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN TELL A LOT FROM AN APPLICANT'S STORYTELLING SKILLS.

SO TELL ME A STORY.

LAST WEEK, I BROKE INTO A MORGUE AND TOOK A SELFIE WITH A DEAD GUY. BUT IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS SUPER DRUNK.

I HIRED A NEW SALESPERSON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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