Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd October 2014

Dilbert//9302, first published twelve years ago on Friday 3rd October 2014

Tags

rehab, work ethic, workaholic, laundry

Official transcript

Wally: If I become a workaholic, will the company pay for rehab? Boss: What would workaholics rehab look like? Wally: I hope it involves getting paid while doing no work. Boss: That's what you do now. Wally: At rehab I think they do your laundry for you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I BECOME A WORKAHOLIC, WILL THE COMPANY PAY FOR REHAB?

WHAT WOULD WORKAHOLICS REHAB LOOK LIKE?

I HOPE IT INVOLVES GETTING PAID WHILE DOING NO WORK.

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO NOW.

AT REHAB I THINK THEY DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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