Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd October 2014

Dilbert//9302, first published twelve years ago on Friday 3rd October 2014

Tags

rehab, work ethic, workaholic, laundry

Official transcript

Wally: If I become a workaholic, will the company pay for rehab? Boss: What would workaholics rehab look like? Wally: I hope it involves getting paid while doing no work. Boss: That's what you do now. Wally: At rehab I think they do your laundry for you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I BECOME A WORKAHOLIC, WILL THE COMPANY PAY FOR REHAB?

WHAT WOULD WORKAHOLICS REHAB LOOK LIKE?

I HOPE IT INVOLVES GETTING PAID WHILE DOING NO WORK.

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO NOW.

AT REHAB I THINK THEY DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Workaholic's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a workaholic and a rehab counselor. The workaholic asks if the company will pay for rehab, to which the counselor responds that they do their laundry for them. The workaholic then inquires about the ideal workaholic rehab program, hoping to get paid while doing no work. The counselor suggests that they do their laundry for them, implying that the workaholic's addiction to work is so severe that they need to be treated like a patient in a rehab facility. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the workaholic's situation and the counselor's deadpan response.

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