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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th October 2014

Dilbert//9304, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 5th October 2014


Tags

cruelty, leadership, managers, managers & supervisors, choices, bullying, 60 hour week, fatique, lower quality, enlightened leader, work fewer hours, better outcome, illusion, created by underlings, abuse, pian, enforcement, business


Official transcript

Dilbert: You have an interesting choice today. You can continue bullying me into working sixty hours per week... while knowing that fatigue will lower the quality of my work. Or you can be an enlightened leader and encourage me to work fewer hours for a better net outcome. Boss: I'm not supposed to tell you this, but... leadership is an illusion created by the abuse of underlings. The more pain I force you to endure, the more of a leader I appear to be. How's the truth feel? Dilbert: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING CHOICE TODAY.

YOU CAN CONTINUE BULLYING ME INTO WORKING SIXTY HOURS PER WEEK...

WHILE KNOWING THAT FATIGUE WILL LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY WORK.

OR YOU CAN BE AN ENLIGHTENED LEADER AND ENCOURAGE ME TO WORK FEWER HOURS FOR A BETTER NET OUTCOME.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT...

LEADERSHIP IS AN ILLUSION CREATED BY THE ABUSE OF UNDERLINGS.

THE MORE PAIN I FORCE YOU TO ENDURE, THE MORE OF A LEADER I APPEAR TO BE.

HOW'S THE TRUTH FEEL?

OUCH!

OUCH!

OUCH!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Leadership" by Scott Adams.

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, who is trying to motivate him to work harder. The boss claims that leadership is an illusion created by the abuse of underlings, and that he is only able to continue working sixty hours a week because of his own personal motivation. Dilbert responds by pointing out the absurdity of the situation, saying that he has no choice but to continue working long hours because of his job description. The boss then tries to convince Dilbert to be an enlightened leader and encourage him to work fewer hours for better net outcome, but Dilbert is skeptical and unimpressed. The comic strip ends with Dilbert expressing his frustration and disappointment with the situation.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip highlights the challenges of working in a corporate environment and the pressure to perform.
  • It also touches on the theme of leadership and the impact it can have on employees.
  • The strip uses humor to comment on the absurdity of the situation and the difficulties of navigating workplace politics.

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