Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th October 2014

Dilbert//9308, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 9th October 2014

Tags

high five, human resources, managers, work ethic, trash talking, emplyee, boss, desk, practice, cat, human, animals, business

Official transcript

Catbert: I'm getting complaints that you've been trash-talking employees' families so they'll spend more time at work. I stopped by to give you a high-five from Human Resources. Your aim is terrible. Boss: The first one was practice~

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GETTING COMPLAINTS THAT YOUVE BEEN TRASH- TALKING EMPLOYEES' FAMILIES SO THEY'LL SPEND MORE TIME AT WORK.

I STOPPED BY TO GIVE YOU A HIGH-FIVE FROM HUMAN RESOURCES.

YOUR AIM IS TERRIBLE.

THE FIRST ONE WAS PRACTICE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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