Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th October 2014

Dilbert//9317, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 18th October 2014

Tags

deception, laziness, productivity, work ethic, sensors detect, cubicle, engineering, problem, five years, robot, boss, temporary boss

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Temporary Robot Boss

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TEMPORARY ROBOT BOSS MY SENSORS DETECT NO WORK COMING FROM THIS CUBICLE.

THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON AN ENGINEERING PROBLEM IN MY HEAD FOR FIVE YEARS.

ARE YOU ALMOST DONE?

I WAS, BUT YOU JUST MADE ME FORGET ALL OF IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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