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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th October 2014

Dilbert//9319, first published twelve years ago on Monday 20th October 2014


Tags

employees, honesty, lying, morale, punishing honesty, 100% perfect, business


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Temporary Robot Boss

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TEMPORARY ROBOT BOSS IS IT JUST MY SIMULATED IMAGINATION OR ARE ALL OF THE EMPLOYEES LYING TO ME ALL THE TIME?

WE TRAINED THEM TO BE THAT WAY BY PUNISHING HONESTY.

HOW IS YOUR PROJECT COMING ALONG?

100% PERFECT!

COULDN'T BE BETTER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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