Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th November 2014

Dilbert//9337, first published twelve years ago on Friday 7th November 2014

Tags

egyptians, engineers, human resources, pyramids, pharoahs, secrets, reschedule, meeting, historically accurate, new policy, business

Official transcript

Catbert: Egyptian pharaohs killed the engineers who build their pyramids so they would never share their secrets. Dilbert: No... I don't think they did. Catbert: Really? Dang! Can we reschedule this meeting until I find a historically accurate explanation of our new policy?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EGYPTIAN PHARAOHS KILLED THE ENGINEERS WHO BUILT THEIR PYRAMIDS SO THEY WOULD NEVER SHARE THEIR SECRETS.

NO I DON'T THINK THEY DID.

REALLY?

DANG!

CAN WE RESCHEDULE THIS MEETING UNTIL I FIND A HISTORICALLY ACCURATE EXPLANATION OF OUR NEW POLICY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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