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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd November 2014

Dilbert//9352, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 22nd November 2014

Boss Transfers Problem To Someone Else


Tags

advice, bad advice, problem, problems, snag, prodcuts, accept failure, lie, transfer problem, father, old sayings, family


Official transcript

Dilbert:I'm hitting a snag with this RFP because our products don't do what they need. Should I give up and accept failure or lie about our features and transfer the problem to them? Boss: My daddy used to say it isn't a problem if you can give it to someone else. Dilbert: Then he drove you to school?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM HITTING A SNAG WITH THIS RFP BECAUSE OUR PRODUCTS DONT DO WHAT THEY NEED SHOULD I GIVE UP AND ACCEPT FAILURE OR LIE ABOUT OUR FEATURES AND TRANSFER THE PROBLEM TO THEM?

MY DADDY USED TO SAY IT ISN'T A PROBLEM IF YOU CAN GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE.

THEN HE DROVE YOU TO SCHOOL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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