Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th December 2014

Dilbert//9387, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 27th December 2014

Blist Point For 3 D Goggles

Tags

customer retention, death, immersive technology, moratlity, technology, virtual reality, immersive 3d head gear, starved, bliss point, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - 3D immersive goggles have a side effect

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE FOUND THE "BLISS POINT" FOR IMMERSIVE 3-D HEADGEAR THE PRODUCT IS SO GOOD THAT 87% OF OUR CUSTOMERS STARVED TO DEATH WHILE USING IT.

WE NEVER GET THE CUSTOMER RETENTION PART RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Bliss Point"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a product called "Bliss Point," an immersive 3-D headgear designed to enhance customer experience. However, the product's success is marred by a disturbing statistic: 87% of customers have starved to death while using it. The company's response to this issue is to dismiss customer retention as a non-essential aspect of their business model. The strip satirically critiques the prioritization of profit over customer well-being and the absurdity of a product that is both effective and deadly.

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