Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th February 2015

Dilbert//9428, first published 11 years ago on Friday 6th February 2015

Emotionally Manipulative Robot Warranty

Tags

manipulation, manipulative, manipulative behavior, robot, upsell, warranty

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Emotionally manipulative robots

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE ROBOT IT ISN'T TOO LATE TO BUY AN EXTENDED WARRANTY FOR ME.

I MEAN, WOW! THINK ABOUT THE ENORMOUS EXPENSE OF FIXING ME IF SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAPPENS.

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE ON A WOBBLY LADDER, CHANGING LIGHT BULBS NEAR THE POOL.

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