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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th February 2015

Dilbert//9431, first published 11 years ago on Monday 9th February 2015

How Is Work


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etiquette & ethics, inventions, morality, robot, robots, emotionally manipulate, slaves, machines


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Emotionally manipulative robots

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW'S WORK?

I TAUGHT ROBOTS HOW TO EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATE PEOPLE AND THUS GUARANTEED THAT HOMO SAPIENS WILL BECOME SLAVES TO MACHINES.

I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT.

THAT'S WHY IT WORKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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