Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th February 2015

Dilbert//9447, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 25th February 2015

Asok The Stock Picking Genius

Tags

day trader, greed, investing, luck, money, stock market, stocks

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Boss gives Asok investment advice

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BOUGHT MY FIRST STOCK AND IT WENT UP FIVE PERCENT IN ONE WEEK!

THAT MEANS I'M A STOCK-PICKING GENIUS. I PLAN TO MAX OUT ALL OF MY CREDIT CARDS AND BECOME A DAY- TRADER.

THE TOTAL MARKET WAS UP SIX PERCENT.

THAT'S JUST LUCK. IT CANT DO THAT FOREVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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