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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th March 2015

Dilbert//9454, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 4th March 2015

Ceo Inflates His Own Head


Tags

bonus, ceos, competition, executives, height, money, salary, wages


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Woman and short people paid less?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

NOW THAT OUR POLICY IS TO PAY PEOPLE BASED ON HEIGHT, YOUR CEO SALARY IS CAPPED, TOO.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I HOLD MY NOSE AND CLOSE MY MOUTH AND BLOW.

WELL, I GUESS IT ONLY NEEDS TO LAST UNTIL BONUS SEASON CONTINUED...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Height-Based Salary Capping".

Summary

The comic strip features a conversation between the CEO and an employee, Dilbert. The CEO announces that the company's policy is to pay people based on height, with salaries capped at a certain level. Dilbert, who is short, is shocked and outraged by this news, as he had been expecting a bonus for his hard work. The CEO dismisses Dilbert's concerns, saying that the policy only applies to bonuses and not to regular salaries.

Key Points

  • The CEO announces a new policy of paying employees based on height, with salaries capped at a certain level.
  • Dilbert is shocked and outraged by this news, as he had been expecting a bonus for his hard work.
  • The CEO dismisses Dilbert's concerns, saying that the policy only applies to bonuses and not to regular salaries.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a company implementing a policy based on height, highlighting the absurdity and unfairness of such a policy.

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