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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th March 2015

Dilbert//9454, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 4th March 2015

Ceo Inflates His Own Head


Tags

bonus, ceos, competition, executives, height, money, salary, wages


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Woman and short people paid less?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

NOW THAT OUR POLICY IS TO PAY PEOPLE BASED ON HEIGHT, YOUR CEO SALARY IS CAPPED, TOO.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I HOLD MY NOSE AND CLOSE MY MOUTH AND BLOW.

WELL, I GUESS IT ONLY NEEDS TO LAST UNTIL BONUS SEASON CONTINUED...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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